Unsolicited 'Technical Support' Telephone call, 2015/09/21.

Yet another moron trying to fool me; regrettably, this one was quite quick and that is a problem because the little shit can move on to another person who might be susceptible to his bullshit. So around 11:50 to 11:51 PST (DST so GMT - 7) this fool calls and with his typical hard to understand accent, tells me he's from Windows Support Centre (or whatever the hell he said). I was amused that he was attempting to manipulate me but outraged (as always) because I know he's manipulating others - including the elderly, the fucking jerk. He tells me my computer is directly sending signals (or whatever wording he used) to their centre and it was along the lines of my computer could suddenly stop working. So it was a short conversation but it went something like this:

• Idiot: This is (some faceless, idiotic tosser) from (some Windows Support Centre) and the call is about your Windows computer.
• Me: OK.
• Idiot: Your computer is sending us signals and this call is to help you solve the problem ...
WHAT FUCKING PROBLEM ?! He continues.
• Idiot: If the problem isn't resolved your computer will just stop working.
Really, just like that it is going to stop working! After that, I presume that his poisonous voice will kill me ... Or perhaps his stupidity will infect me enough so that he'll be able to convince me he's not a psychopathic (in that he has no regard for anyone but himself - he isn't anything else like a psychopath because honestly that would be giving him too much credit) liar. But he's wrong on all accounts.
• Me: OK.
• Idiot: Is your computer on ?
HOW THE FUCK COULD MY COMPUTER BE SENDING YOU SIGNALS IF IT IS OFF, YOU FUCKING SIMPLETON ?!
• Me: Yes
• Idiot: Look at the bottom left of your keyboard - do you see the C-T-R-K key?
I don't really care that they're trying to make it simple for everyone; I would argue that they're too simple to actually know that it is an acronym. But the fact of the matter is, no one in their right mind calls it the C-T-R-L key! I express this in a dismissive way (as I have done in the past).
• Me: The CONTROL KEY, what about it ?
• Idiot: Do you see the key right next to it ?
No, I can only see one thing at a time! OF COURSE I SEE WHAT IS NEXT TO IT!
• Me: Yes.
• Idiot: What is it ?
Note how he has to do it in so many statements - he's so fucking stupid that he thinks everyone else is equally as stupid. Of course he expects me to say 'The Windows Key' but he's a presumptuous moron.
• Me: ALT.
Technically that is the KEY that is to the right of it - in reality it is a blank space. But he is too simplistic anyway.
• Idiot: No, the key directly to the right of the C-T-R-L key.
Actually, he said 'it' instead of stupidly spelling the key out again; I keep it here though because it amuses me and it helps with the title of this document. Anyway, he's trying to account for the fact he might not have a victim AND/OR (I suspect AND) he's STILL HOPING (thinking is beyond his capability - I try not to say that about anyone besides politicians, but frankly neither of them are of any real worth) I'm susceptible and stupid (as well as ignorant and naive) enough to believe his fraudulent lies. Unfortunately for him, I'm none of those - I knew he was a manipulative cheat from his accent; that isn't because of stereotyping or anything like that but instead his accent combined with how stupid he sounded (stupid people really do sound differently), what he started to say and how he was saying it. Of course, the moment they say something about Windows I know they're full of shit.
• Me: You seem to be under the delusion that I have a Windows keyboard and that I run Windows; I don't.
He promptly hangs up without speaking another word - at least he was able to accept one thing: his attempt was a dismal failure. I'll add that he's a failure in life - a person without ethics, with no moral compass, and who is an utter disgrace to his family and mankind ... and THAT is saying A LOT!